The Virginia Tech Police Department has obtained a full confession in the most brazen crime our area has seen so far this year!
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The Virginia Tech Police Department has obtained a full confession in the most brazen crime our area has seen so far this year!
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Posted by Jake on March 22, 2013
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/breaking-news/
I thought so. Carry on!
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Posted by Jake on December 21, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/everybody-still-here/
Why do they call it a fortune cookie, when there’s never any money inside?
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Posted by Jake on December 13, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/12/13/are-you-pondering-what-im-pondering/
An appropriate tune for your enjoyment as we wait for the results of the elections.
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Posted by Jake on November 6, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/11/06/election-night-earworm/
“Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct mammal and a hieroglyph.”
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Posted by Jake on October 11, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/10/11/seen-on-the-internet/
From a story at In Jennifer’s Head.
“Let me make sure I understand this correctly. You signed a contract saying you were accepting financial responsibility for these new [cellphone] lines when you knew that you would not be able to afford them and now you want us to take care of your problem for you? Is that correct?”
“Well, I’m just trying to help out the 99%, ya know”
“Sir, I am part of the 99% and I don’t expect anyone to take care of my bills but me. Maybe you should see if the Occupy crowd will bail you out, since that’s what you are wanting – a bailout, just like the big banks you are protesting.”
For. The. Win.
Stupid hurts, doesn’t it?
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Posted by Jake on April 26, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/04/26/reality-check-for-the-win/
Choose the form of the Destructor.
Update: It’s a coffee mug, too!
Update 2: And if you plan to hold your nose and vote for Romney, you’ll probably want this t-shirt instead.
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Posted by Jake on April 11, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/i-need-this-t-shirt/
I bet these guys don’t want to meet their bosses anytime soon!
As Air Force One sat on the tarmac at Los Angeles International Airport this morning, the North American Aerospace Defense Command scrambled two F-16 fighter jets to intercept a small private plane that had invaded the airspace.
[...]
Agents interviewed the pilots before they were turned over to the Long Beach Police Department and arrested, an official said.
“We determined the incursion of restricted airspace was of no protective interest,” said Leary. In other words, no intended threat to the president.
But the pilot was in possession of narcotics, the Secret Service said.
One law enforcement source told ABC the plane was carrying 40 pounds of marijuana.
NOTAMs, which are announcements to civil aviators about things like airspaces that are temporarily restricted because, for instance, the President is there, are publicly available on the internet. It’s considered a basic part of flight planning to check for any relevant notices along the planned route, even if you’re not going to file a flight plan. Failure to do so can result in being intercepted by F-16 fighters and ordered to land under threat of death, having your load of contraband found, and being arrested for drug smuggling.
It would be especially important to check these notices when smuggling drugs. Something tells me it wouldn’t be very healthy for them to explain their error to their employers.
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[Source: ABC News article on Yahoo! News, retrieved 2/17/12]
Posted by Jake on February 17, 2012
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2012/02/17/oops-not-a-good-career-move/
From yesterday’s DMFA webcomic.
I love it when academics slap fight. It’s one of the few times where you get to see a two page essay that basically consists of one side calling the other a poopyhead.
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Posted by Jake on November 19, 2011
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/quote-of-the-day-2011-11-19/
Seen on Facebook.
They have their own website, their own Facebook page, and lots of Google search hits, too. I haven’t looked too hard to see what’s parody, what’s snark, and what’s serious, I’m just passing these along. I have no idea if any of these are PBS supported.
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Posted by Jake on October 19, 2011
http://cursesfoiledagain2.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/occupy-something-humor/